fork it.

tonight brought me a customer that ordered the grilled cheese, and then proceeded to eat the entire sandwich with a knife and fork. we have opposable thumbs for a reason folks.

i think that i'm hilarious.

last night, i had a gentleman at a table order a walleye sandwich. walleye is a white-fleshed fish, and rather mild in flavor, but occasionally will have one or two pin bones in a filet. one of his dining partners seated next to him had ordered the ribs. when i went to clear the plates, it was obvious that he had noshed on his friends' ribs, as there were two very clean rib bones sitting on the plate, amongst some abandoned cabbage and radishes. i said to the customer, in a funny wisconsin accent, "oh my gosh, were those in the walleye? i'm so sorry about that." he replied with generic 'you're an idiot' laughter. whatever...i'm funny.